The truth apparently cannot be handled by me

Thanks to TiVo I caught sections of Brittany and Kevin Chaotic, which was about as big of a train wreck as I have ever seen on television. The show basically consists of Brittany dragging a video camera around a tour, harassing her staff with questions about their sex lives and occasionally turning the camera around to make faces at it. You have 45 minutes or so of that before Kevin even shows up, and he resembles nothing if not Tully the virgin surgeon from Kids. This is clearly what happens when you fire your publicist, as I can't imagine anything Brittany could do to make herself look worse, as every camera shot is from 4 inches away so you can see her oily pores and whitheads, and her how hillbilly her accent sounds when she is just hanging loose. I can clearly only tolerate people like that if there is a paternity test at the end of show, maybe for the season finale.